When the Atlantic Express heads north from Milan Central it has on board the most important Russian ever to leave the Soviet Union. An armed team of British and Americans are on board to protect him, little knowing that an avalanche has been deliberately triggered to destroy the entire train.

... want to gain some thing in life, if you read this book you feel like you want to go ahead like lee Iacocca. The book is like watching the movie, both feeling and you feel actions are taken places right now. read it.

HUMARE PYAARE BAWARCHI......

BM hamare bawarchi bhaiyya hai. Woh bahut swadisht khana banate hai. Unke haathon ka khana khake toh bhagwan bhi prasann hone ke chances hai. Kintu Parantu, hame yeh sab pata hai kyunki hum unke chehre ke bhaav dekhkar samaz jaat hai ki khana accha bana hai, kyunki, kahan wahi paakate hai aur khaate bhi swayaam hi hai.................

LIFE @ YNR, HUDA........

Lets see guys...... i have recently shifted home to Huda, Sec.17 in YNR.
My bike driver is my long time YNR friend, who goes by the name of Mr. Baidyanath Mandal, affectionately (there's no DOSTANA story here people) called as BM. So, BM here is an absolutely awesome dude to have as a friend. Always helpful, sharing info, and all.......
On the lighter side, BM has a peculiar habit of moving his hands all over his body (especially stomach & chest) and then he lets out an deep sigh as if he's satisfied. It's like he's carressing himself.......... Myself and anibhai just watch in fascination.........

Which brings us to the HERO of the household... ANIBHAI....... Well another fantastic person to have as a friend...... One thing BM and myself can vouch for..... Anibhai's favourite word is "b*en$h^#". This dude is like, in a general sentence, being his favourite word, it's always repeated & repeated & repeated...... Hello, Hi, How r u???? yeh sab toh gayab hi hai........
Hamare Anibhai ki dictionary "B" word se shuru hoti hai...........
Currently Anibhai has been dislocated by the company to a new place near Delhi. And as per feedback from him, he's enjoying life......... lage raho ANIBHAI.............

Management Vs Engineers..... Technically Correct

A man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The woman below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude.

'You must be an engineer,' said the balloonist.

'I am,' replied the woman. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip.'

The woman below responded, 'You must be in management.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?' 'Well,' said the woman, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault'

S.H.I.T

NEGLIGIBLE DIFFERENCES.........

I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike.

But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better.

To know why, see the results below – you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are !

Diesel (regular) in Mumbai : Rs.36.08 per litre

Petrol (speed) in Mumbai : Rs.52 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre
Rs. 660 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 100 ml Rs. 50 = Rs. 500 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre

And this is the REAL KICKER...
HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90476 per litre!!!

Now you know why computer printers are so cheap ? So they have you hooked for the ink !

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse our honorable Petroleum minister – just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink !