Who invented "CTRL + ALT + DEL"?

Have you ever thought of the person who invented "CTRL + ALT + DEL" key combination? "David Bradley" -- He is the One who spent 1
minute and 23 seconds in writing the source code that rescues the world's PC users for decades.

This extraordinary IBM employee is retiring on Friday after a prolong service of 29 years. His formula forces obstinate computers to
restart when they no longer follow other commands. By 1980, Bradley was one of 12 people working to create the debut. The engineers knew
they had to design a simple way to restart the computer when it fails to respond the user -- Bradley wrote the code to make it work.
Bradley says. "I did a lot of other things than Ctrl-Alt-Delete, but I'm famous for that one." His fame and success is achieved each time a PC
user fails. He commented his relationship with Bill gates by saying " I may have invented it, but Bill gates made it famous by applying my
formula when ever any Microsoft's Windows operating system made by him CRASHES, thus I win when ever he looses".

A Unique "Urgent Vacancy"....

This is the awesome vacancy mail I have ever received, I could not hold laughing on every line, especially "Orange" colored ones. Thow I never had GF, but it seems this guy's experience says a lot.

"
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-24

If the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also
apply, special consideration will undertaken for them.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted,
subject to finance availability and to the size available with the
shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes
will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:

1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,,, never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected. Valid upto 14^th Feb 2008."

When the Atlantic Express heads north from Milan Central it has on board the most important Russian ever to leave the Soviet Union. An armed team of British and Americans are on board to protect him, little knowing that an avalanche has been deliberately triggered to destroy the entire train.

... want to gain some thing in life, if you read this book you feel like you want to go ahead like lee Iacocca. The book is like watching the movie, both feeling and you feel actions are taken places right now. read it.

HUMARE PYAARE BAWARCHI......

BM hamare bawarchi bhaiyya hai. Woh bahut swadisht khana banate hai. Unke haathon ka khana khake toh bhagwan bhi prasann hone ke chances hai. Kintu Parantu, hame yeh sab pata hai kyunki hum unke chehre ke bhaav dekhkar samaz jaat hai ki khana accha bana hai, kyunki, kahan wahi paakate hai aur khaate bhi swayaam hi hai.................

LIFE @ YNR, HUDA........

Lets see guys...... i have recently shifted home to Huda, Sec.17 in YNR.
My bike driver is my long time YNR friend, who goes by the name of Mr. Baidyanath Mandal, affectionately (there's no DOSTANA story here people) called as BM. So, BM here is an absolutely awesome dude to have as a friend. Always helpful, sharing info, and all.......
On the lighter side, BM has a peculiar habit of moving his hands all over his body (especially stomach & chest) and then he lets out an deep sigh as if he's satisfied. It's like he's carressing himself.......... Myself and anibhai just watch in fascination.........

Which brings us to the HERO of the household... ANIBHAI....... Well another fantastic person to have as a friend...... One thing BM and myself can vouch for..... Anibhai's favourite word is "b*en$h^#". This dude is like, in a general sentence, being his favourite word, it's always repeated & repeated & repeated...... Hello, Hi, How r u???? yeh sab toh gayab hi hai........
Hamare Anibhai ki dictionary "B" word se shuru hoti hai...........
Currently Anibhai has been dislocated by the company to a new place near Delhi. And as per feedback from him, he's enjoying life......... lage raho ANIBHAI.............

Management Vs Engineers..... Technically Correct

A man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The woman below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude.

'You must be an engineer,' said the balloonist.

'I am,' replied the woman. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip.'

The woman below responded, 'You must be in management.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?' 'Well,' said the woman, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault'