Have you ever thought of the person who invented "CTRL + ALT + DEL" key combination? "David Bradley" -- He is the One who spent 1
minute and 23 seconds in writing the source code that rescues the world's PC users for decades.
This extraordinary IBM employee is retiring on Friday after a prolong service of 29 years. His formula forces obstinate computers to
restart when they no longer follow other commands. By 1980, Bradley was one of 12 people working to create the debut. The engineers knew
they had to design a simple way to restart the computer when it fails to respond the user -- Bradley wrote the code to make it work.
Bradley says. "I did a lot of other things than Ctrl-Alt-Delete, but I'm famous for that one." His fame and success is achieved each time a PC
user fails. He commented his relationship with Bill gates by saying " I may have invented it, but Bill gates made it famous by applying my
formula when ever any Microsoft's Windows operating system made by him CRASHES, thus I win when ever he looses".
Saturday, January 24, 2009
A Unique "Urgent Vacancy"....
This is the awesome vacancy mail I have ever received, I could not hold laughing on every line, especially "Orange" colored ones. Thow I never had GF, but it seems this guy's experience says a lot.
"
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-24
If the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also
apply, special consideration will undertaken for them.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted,
subject to finance availability and to the size available with the
shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes
will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,,, never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected. Valid upto 14th Feb 2008.
"
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and
incentives are mentioned below
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-24
If the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also
apply, special consideration will undertaken for them.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted,
subject to finance availability and to the size available with the
shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes
will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,,, never ends!! Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected. Valid upto 14th Feb 2008.
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